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I always enjoy a good Lawyer joke. 7 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York
and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy.. "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law..
License and registration, please!" the Deputy repeats.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick, starts
beating the daylights out of the lawyer, and says
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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Last Edit: 2010/01/10 09:41 By kgersty.
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Rain sucks......crashing in the rain sucks worse!!!
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Re:I always enjoy a good Lawyer joke. 7 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Now that's funny!
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Re:I always enjoy a good Lawyer joke. 7 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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That's good - proably would make all the news broadcasts - and nobody would beleive that it was just a demonstration asked for by the lawyer.
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Re:I always enjoy a good Lawyer joke. 7 Months, 1 Week ago
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Not a lawyer joke, but it involves law enforcement personnel and motorcycles, so here it is:
On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I Can't."
"OK, Watch and I'll show you."
The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ...."
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