Welcome to STAR #275

Super Bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits
down, a man comes
down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat
like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not
use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed
to come with my
wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we
haven't been to
together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone
else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

The man shakes his head.

"No, they're all at the funeral."

Wow now that's cold! I can't believe someone wouldn't go with him instead of te funeral. I mean come on the guy's wife just died.